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Thursday Thirteen

by JM
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Some of them are funny, some of them are romantic, and some of them are so lame you can’t quite believe they actually exist.

Pick-up lines.

Here’s a Thursday Thirteen to hopefully give you a good giggle. Happy Thursday Thirteen.

Thirteen Funny Pick Up Lines

1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d but “U� and “I� together.
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
3. You must be tired. You’ve been running circles in my mind all night.
4. When I saw you, I stopped breathing for a moment.
5. Can you help me? I seem to have been blinded by your beauty.
6. Do you want to drive or should I because I see us going places.
7. You must be the marketing executive of Nike, because you’ve got me just wanting to do it.
8. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
9. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
10. It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
11. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
12. You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
13. Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!

The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

Check out my other Thursday Thirteens at Fiction Scribe, Write Anyway, and The Book Stacks


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