Nine Words Women Use
Another gem from Mr. JM
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Ok:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying f*** YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true!
April 1st, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I rarely use any of those and I get annoyed when I hear women that do. I’m a fan of actually saying what you mean. Number 4 is the one I can see myself saying.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:55 pm
I had a good laugh over it, but not because it’s true. I think I have sighed loudly a couple times, but that’s about it. The rest is pretty much BS.